people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man
"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
Markus Zusak, “The Book Thief” (via suzywire)
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”
and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”
and he says “i just dont understand modern art”
- She’s disabling security protocols and dumping all of the secrets onto the internet.
- Including Hydra’s.
- And Shield’s. If you do this, none of your past is going to remain hidden. Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are?
screencap meme - erik-charles requested:
cherik + vibrant colours
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me